http://guildus.mrforum.net/feed/? Latest topics Wed, 20 Jan 2010 17:50:59 GMT 10 http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u39/Joeyhill/gratisbanners.gif http://guildus.mrforum.net/feed/? http://guildus.mrforum.net/general-talk-f5/happy-birthday-gulch-t162.htm Andyhill ]]> General Talk Wed, 20 Jan 2010 17:50:59 GMT http://guildus.mrforum.net/general-talk-f5/happy-birthday-gulch-t162.htm#715 http://guildus.mrforum.net/general-talk-f5/happy-birthday-gulch-t162.htm http://guildus.mrforum.net/general-talk-f5/merry-christmas-all-t160.htm Andyhill ]]> General Talk Sat, 26 Dec 2009 07:30:30 GMT http://guildus.mrforum.net/general-talk-f5/merry-christmas-all-t160.htm#711 http://guildus.mrforum.net/general-talk-f5/merry-christmas-all-t160.htm http://guildus.mrforum.net/general-talk-f5/so-how-s-everyone-atm-t145.htm Andyhill ]]> General Talk Tue, 11 Aug 2009 14:18:55 GMT http://guildus.mrforum.net/general-talk-f5/so-how-s-everyone-atm-t145.htm#629 http://guildus.mrforum.net/general-talk-f5/so-how-s-everyone-atm-t145.htm http://guildus.mrforum.net/general-talk-f5/how-to-make-a-woman-happy-t156.htm Andyhill It’s not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. ... General Talk Mon, 23 Nov 2009 06:08:43 GMT http://guildus.mrforum.net/general-talk-f5/how-to-make-a-woman-happy-t156.htm#689 http://guildus.mrforum.net/general-talk-f5/how-to-make-a-woman-happy-t156.htm http://guildus.mrforum.net/guild-talk-f2/hello-t155.htm Valavackz ]]> Guild Talk Mon, 02 Nov 2009 07:44:28 GMT http://guildus.mrforum.net/guild-talk-f2/hello-t155.htm#682 http://guildus.mrforum.net/guild-talk-f2/hello-t155.htm http://guildus.mrforum.net/about-us-f7/us-on-phoenix-t100.htm Andyhill US is made again at 24th of October 2008 on Xtreme-Phoenix. Got myself a WoomaHorn & couldn't resist making guild....... We're a friendly guild that isn't bothered by all other guilds & play for the fun of it. US is meant as a refuge for all players, if we like you you're in, if we don't you're not. We don't have a minimum level requirement but we do expect you to have a horse (so lvl 15 ;p). If you get an invitation by at least 2 members or after application on guildforum. ... About Us Fri, 24 Oct 2008 22:32:01 GMT http://guildus.mrforum.net/about-us-f7/us-on-phoenix-t100.htm#454 http://guildus.mrforum.net/about-us-f7/us-on-phoenix-t100.htm http://guildus.mrforum.net/general-talk-f5/since-when-u-all-playing-mir3-t148.htm Andyhill

So how bout u all?]]> General Talk Wed, 30 Sep 2009 18:30:30 GMT http://guildus.mrforum.net/general-talk-f5/since-when-u-all-playing-mir3-t148.htm#639 http://guildus.mrforum.net/general-talk-f5/since-when-u-all-playing-mir3-t148.htm http://guildus.mrforum.net/guild-talk-f2/n00bie-guide-t147.htm Andyhill Found a N00bie guide when i was bored & ended up at LoM-HQ (credits go to IntelKnight, i just copied & pasted hehehe). It's good for all mir3's i guess, names might be slightly different for each mir3 around: Here is list of pointers on how to get thru first few levels of this game, which is not that hard, and does not require leeching off the high-level players. It quite is real to reach (on Phoenix) lv.11 in after 1-2 nights of gameplay, and lv.22 in a week or two. 0. ... Guild Talk Wed, 30 Sep 2009 18:07:04 GMT http://guildus.mrforum.net/guild-talk-f2/n00bie-guide-t147.htm#637 http://guildus.mrforum.net/guild-talk-f2/n00bie-guide-t147.htm http://guildus.mrforum.net/general-talk-f5/impossible-quiz-t146.htm Andyhill
http://www.arcadestreet.com/play-the-impossible-quiz.htm]]> General Talk Sat, 15 Aug 2009 10:55:46 GMT http://guildus.mrforum.net/general-talk-f5/impossible-quiz-t146.htm#630 http://guildus.mrforum.net/general-talk-f5/impossible-quiz-t146.htm http://guildus.mrforum.net/general-talk-f5/any-1-t144.htm david ]]> General Talk Thu, 09 Jul 2009 21:30:01 GMT http://guildus.mrforum.net/general-talk-f5/any-1-t144.htm#616 http://guildus.mrforum.net/general-talk-f5/any-1-t144.htm http://guildus.mrforum.net/guild-talk-f2/buying-royalrings-or-leftrings-rightrings-t140.htm Andyhill
So buying RoyalRings and/or Left&RightRings]]> Guild Talk Wed, 01 Jul 2009 10:16:36 GMT http://guildus.mrforum.net/guild-talk-f2/buying-royalrings-or-leftrings-rightrings-t140.htm#603 http://guildus.mrforum.net/guild-talk-f2/buying-royalrings-or-leftrings-rightrings-t140.htm http://guildus.mrforum.net/general-talk-f5/least-romantic-2nd-lines-t132.htm Andyhill THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss But I only slept with you, because I was pissed. ************************* I thought that I could love no other Until, that is, I met your brother. ************************** Roses are red, violets ... General Talk Mon, 01 Jun 2009 12:44:27 GMT http://guildus.mrforum.net/general-talk-f5/least-romantic-2nd-lines-t132.htm#578 http://guildus.mrforum.net/general-talk-f5/least-romantic-2nd-lines-t132.htm http://guildus.mrforum.net/general-talk-f5/any-1-t130.htm david Is any 1 goin to play the new offical server ? General Talk Wed, 06 May 2009 06:45:01 GMT http://guildus.mrforum.net/general-talk-f5/any-1-t130.htm#562 http://guildus.mrforum.net/general-talk-f5/any-1-t130.htm http://guildus.mrforum.net/guild-talk-f2/griffin-t131.htm Tobermorie
How does the griffin work, do we share guild griffin or do we each have to purchase one, if so what does guild need to get one or what do we as individuals need ?

Does a griffin teleport you anywhere or are there set locations.

Cheers

Ric]]> Guild Talk Thu, 14 May 2009 20:08:42 GMT http://guildus.mrforum.net/guild-talk-f2/griffin-t131.htm#574 http://guildus.mrforum.net/guild-talk-f2/griffin-t131.htm http://guildus.mrforum.net/guild-talk-f2/euro-going-to-be-reopened-by-wemade-themselves-t127.htm Andyhill Just got a message from an old m8 from way back. He let me know that Wemade is going to (re)open Euro Mir3 op 23rd of April by themselves on a free to play basis. That's all the info I got atm, so don't know if u have to start from scratch or somehow can migrate your old account.... Extra info & account making is here: http://www.wemade.net/main/gmir3_teaser.asp I've just made an account to make sure my name is reserved......... waiting for about 10 mins for them to send me my ... Guild Talk Sat, 11 Apr 2009 11:11:46 GMT http://guildus.mrforum.net/guild-talk-f2/euro-going-to-be-reopened-by-wemade-themselves-t127.htm#544 http://guildus.mrforum.net/guild-talk-f2/euro-going-to-be-reopened-by-wemade-themselves-t127.htm http://guildus.mrforum.net/guild-talk-f2/warning-t125.htm david hi all just warning u all the biggest noob on mir 3 is cumin bk to phoenix Guild Talk Sat, 28 Mar 2009 21:21:00 GMT http://guildus.mrforum.net/guild-talk-f2/warning-t125.htm#541 http://guildus.mrforum.net/guild-talk-f2/warning-t125.htm http://guildus.mrforum.net/guild-talk-f2/euro-finally-dies-t122.htm Andyhill More info here:
http://www.legendofmir.net/

From 1st of Februari it will be free to play, i will pop on there to annoy the crap out of some ppl & to pk the pkers as much as possible.
UltimateElites are trying to get as much ppl online for one final mass war to make it go out with a blast.]]> Guild Talk Thu, 29 Jan 2009 09:04:33 GMT http://guildus.mrforum.net/guild-talk-f2/euro-finally-dies-t122.htm#521 http://guildus.mrforum.net/guild-talk-f2/euro-finally-dies-t122.htm http://guildus.mrforum.net/guild-talk-f2/helloooooo-i-m-back-t120.htm sudqi hi every body if still there any one here i'm back and miss all hunt day
i'm now play "Perfect World " i hope find any one on my old guild .

my m8 have same name old one "Sudqi" i hope see all in this game ]]> Guild Talk Fri, 09 Jan 2009 09:26:50 GMT http://guildus.mrforum.net/guild-talk-f2/helloooooo-i-m-back-t120.htm#508 http://guildus.mrforum.net/guild-talk-f2/helloooooo-i-m-back-t120.htm http://guildus.mrforum.net/general-talk-f5/computer-died-t88.htm celtic Have fun. xx]]> General Talk Sun, 03 Aug 2008 06:50:30 GMT http://guildus.mrforum.net/general-talk-f5/computer-died-t88.htm#374 http://guildus.mrforum.net/general-talk-f5/computer-died-t88.htm http://guildus.mrforum.net/guild-talk-f2/how-long-takes-those-reboots-t90.htm Marine
I mean 7 Hours ?! For a Server Reboot ? iENT tooked 30Mins -> 1 Hour for ServerReboots.

Greets Marine.

For those my MSN: ruzun@yahoo.com || ICQ : 39323888 who want to stay intouch with me]]> Guild Talk Thu, 28 Aug 2008 19:27:49 GMT http://guildus.mrforum.net/guild-talk-f2/how-long-takes-those-reboots-t90.htm#399 http://guildus.mrforum.net/guild-talk-f2/how-long-takes-those-reboots-t90.htm http://guildus.mrforum.net/guild-talk-f2/lahvie-here-t114.htm lahvie Im not very strong but as soon as i get strong enough Ill be glad to help any and everyone for free
Happy Hunting!]]> Guild Talk Sun, 07 Dec 2008 20:22:53 GMT http://guildus.mrforum.net/guild-talk-f2/lahvie-here-t114.htm#488 http://guildus.mrforum.net/guild-talk-f2/lahvie-here-t114.htm http://guildus.mrforum.net/guild-talk-f2/anyone-still-plays-euro-mir3-t101.htm Andyhill Just wondering if there's any1 left there lol Guild Talk Mon, 27 Oct 2008 21:29:00 GMT http://guildus.mrforum.net/guild-talk-f2/anyone-still-plays-euro-mir3-t101.htm#455 http://guildus.mrforum.net/guild-talk-f2/anyone-still-plays-euro-mir3-t101.htm http://guildus.mrforum.net/general-talk-f5/weed-eater-t99.htm Andyhill Two West Virginia mountain boys, Jim and Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer. Jim turns to Bob and says, "You know, I'm tard of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the community college and sign up for some classes." Bob thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave the next day Jim goes down to the college and meets the dean of admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: math, English, history, and logic. "Logic?" ... General Talk Sun, 07 Sep 2008 07:29:23 GMT http://guildus.mrforum.net/general-talk-f5/weed-eater-t99.htm#436 http://guildus.mrforum.net/general-talk-f5/weed-eater-t99.htm http://guildus.mrforum.net/general-talk-f5/3-good-arguments-t98.htm Andyhill There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black: 1. He called everyone brother 2. He liked Gospel. 3. He couldn't get a fair trial. But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish: 1. He went into His Father's business. 2. He lived at home until he was 33. 3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure, He was God. But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian: 1. He talked with His hands. 2. He had wine with His meals. 3. He ... General Talk Sun, 07 Sep 2008 07:25:21 GMT http://guildus.mrforum.net/general-talk-f5/3-good-arguments-t98.htm#435 http://guildus.mrforum.net/general-talk-f5/3-good-arguments-t98.htm http://guildus.mrforum.net/general-talk-f5/alligator-shoes-t97.htm Andyhill Alligator Shoes A young blonde was on vacation and driving through the Everglades. She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle on prices" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde blurted out, "Well then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes for free!" ... General Talk Sun, 07 Sep 2008 07:02:32 GMT http://guildus.mrforum.net/general-talk-f5/alligator-shoes-t97.htm#434 http://guildus.mrforum.net/general-talk-f5/alligator-shoes-t97.htm http://guildus.mrforum.net/general-talk-f5/no-bike-t96.htm Andyhill For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it." The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" Little Patrick told him; "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mom you were pulling out. Then ... General Talk Sun, 07 Sep 2008 06:59:51 GMT http://guildus.mrforum.net/general-talk-f5/no-bike-t96.htm#433 http://guildus.mrforum.net/general-talk-f5/no-bike-t96.htm http://guildus.mrforum.net/guild-talk-f2/vacation-over-t94.htm Marine ~ so me shiftworker and not much ingame anymore but i still exist and will.
So if you wonder where i am - i am alive only on different times and only few hours sometimes.

Greets Marine.]]> Guild Talk Tue, 02 Sep 2008 23:23:45 GMT http://guildus.mrforum.net/guild-talk-f2/vacation-over-t94.htm#429 http://guildus.mrforum.net/guild-talk-f2/vacation-over-t94.htm http://guildus.mrforum.net/general-talk-f5/hi-all-t85.htm Andyhill Cya all soon & enjoy ]]> General Talk Fri, 18 Jul 2008 09:37:03 GMT http://guildus.mrforum.net/general-talk-f5/hi-all-t85.htm#364 http://guildus.mrforum.net/general-talk-f5/hi-all-t85.htm http://guildus.mrforum.net/about-us-f7/us-is-made-t11.htm Andyhill Welcome to US, guild was made on 3-1-2008 by Andyhill as a sleeping guild all ready to start whenever necessary. Guild was asleep on storagecharacter. At 11-2-2008 silverslayer2 joined and made US an active guild. We're a friendly guild that isn't bothered by all other guilds & play for the fun of it. US is meant as a refuge for all players, if we like you you're in, if we don't you're not. We don't have a minimum level requirement but we do expect you to have a horse (so lvl 15 ... About Us Thu, 10 Jan 2008 21:56:06 GMT http://guildus.mrforum.net/about-us-f7/us-is-made-t11.htm#11 http://guildus.mrforum.net/about-us-f7/us-is-made-t11.htm http://guildus.mrforum.net/general-talk-f5/music-suggestion-on-the-forum-t64.htm Admin Hey all. (Joeyhill here) I'm asking in this thread what music style YOU want, so decide on your own and don't let yourself being intimidate by others . So you can vote on the poll of this thread and write here in this thread what band you prefer. (Top 5 of your bands is also good ) . You can agree other people if they chosen a music style. You can do it by saying THAT band in your post. It can't be easier. That's what I think. If the music style isn't in the poll say it in this thread ... General Talk Sat, 10 May 2008 09:30:47 GMT http://guildus.mrforum.net/general-talk-f5/music-suggestion-on-the-forum-t64.htm#224 http://guildus.mrforum.net/general-talk-f5/music-suggestion-on-the-forum-t64.htm http://guildus.mrforum.net/general-talk-f5/the-sensitive-man-t68.htm Andyhill A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment. She notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears carefully placed in rows, covering the entire wall! It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them and ... General Talk Fri, 16 May 2008 15:37:58 GMT http://guildus.mrforum.net/general-talk-f5/the-sensitive-man-t68.htm#238 http://guildus.mrforum.net/general-talk-f5/the-sensitive-man-t68.htm http://guildus.mrforum.net/guild-talk-f2/photo-of-me-at-new-job-t47.htm sudqi hiden Guild Talk Fri, 04 Apr 2008 13:15:49 GMT http://guildus.mrforum.net/guild-talk-f2/photo-of-me-at-new-job-t47.htm#122 http://guildus.mrforum.net/guild-talk-f2/photo-of-me-at-new-job-t47.htm http://guildus.mrforum.net/guild-talk-f2/hi-all-t60.htm Bonny how are you all?
sorry i not been on, busy irl atm, i be bk soon. been on few times but noone been around, i try catch you lot on your time ok
have fun cya soon xx bonny]]> Guild Talk Wed, 16 Apr 2008 23:58:27 GMT http://guildus.mrforum.net/guild-talk-f2/hi-all-t60.htm#175 http://guildus.mrforum.net/guild-talk-f2/hi-all-t60.htm http://guildus.mrforum.net/guild-talk-f2/strange-oo-t59.htm Anonymous
then I noticed...Mir was gone from my laptop...don't know what the hell happened but it seemed to off uninstalled its self...

Gutted I couldn't show up Virgin/Wikidman1 anymore...]]> Guild Talk Fri, 11 Apr 2008 23:09:20 GMT http://guildus.mrforum.net/guild-talk-f2/strange-oo-t59.htm#155 http://guildus.mrforum.net/guild-talk-f2/strange-oo-t59.htm http://guildus.mrforum.net/guild-talk-f2/web-s-t57.htm Tobermorie

Which floor would anyone suggest in AST is best for finding WEB's , cos I've run all round 1st and 2nd without success and only found 1 on 4th ?

Many thanks

Ric]]> Guild Talk Thu, 10 Apr 2008 10:59:37 GMT http://guildus.mrforum.net/guild-talk-f2/web-s-t57.htm#143 http://guildus.mrforum.net/guild-talk-f2/web-s-t57.htm http://guildus.mrforum.net/general-talk-f5/life-in-hell-t55.htm Andyhill Here's an oldie but goodie: One day a guy died and found himself in hell. As he was wallowing in despair, he had his first meeting with a demon. The demon asked, "Why so glum?" The guy responded, "What do you think? I'm in hell!" "Hell's not so bad," the demon said. "We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinking man?" "Sure," the man said, "I love to drink." "Well, you're gonna love Mondays ... General Talk Tue, 08 Apr 2008 09:32:14 GMT http://guildus.mrforum.net/general-talk-f5/life-in-hell-t55.htm#139 http://guildus.mrforum.net/general-talk-f5/life-in-hell-t55.htm http://guildus.mrforum.net/general-talk-f5/wabbits-t54.htm Andyhill A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, "Excuthe me, do you have any widdle wabbits?" The shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level, and says, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft, fuffy bwack wabbit, or one like that widdle bwown wabbit over there?" The little girl blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and whispers ... " I don't weally fink my pet pyfon gives a phuk." General Talk Tue, 08 Apr 2008 09:30:38 GMT http://guildus.mrforum.net/general-talk-f5/wabbits-t54.htm#138 http://guildus.mrforum.net/general-talk-f5/wabbits-t54.htm http://guildus.mrforum.net/general-talk-f5/pope-on-a-roll-t53.htm Andyhill After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the limo, (and he doesn't travel light), the driver notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb. "Excuse me, Your Holiness," says the driver," Would you please take your seat so we can leave?" "Well, to tell you the truth," says the Pope, "they never let me drive at the Vatican when I was a cardinal, and I'd really like to drive today." "I'm sorry, Your Holiness, but I ... General Talk Tue, 08 Apr 2008 09:29:34 GMT http://guildus.mrforum.net/general-talk-f5/pope-on-a-roll-t53.htm#137 http://guildus.mrforum.net/general-talk-f5/pope-on-a-roll-t53.htm http://guildus.mrforum.net/general-talk-f5/listen-to-the-whole-story-t52.htm Andyhill Mommy,... I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the Woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss. Then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane........" At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an Interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for suppertime. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."! At ... General Talk Tue, 08 Apr 2008 09:27:20 GMT http://guildus.mrforum.net/general-talk-f5/listen-to-the-whole-story-t52.htm#136 http://guildus.mrforum.net/general-talk-f5/listen-to-the-whole-story-t52.htm http://guildus.mrforum.net/general-talk-f5/g-bush-strategic-thinker-t51.htm Andyhill After numerous rounds of "We don't know if Osama is still alive", Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he is still in the game. Bush opened the letter. It contained a single line of coded message: 370HSSV-0773H Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condi Rice. Condi and her aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. No one could solve it at the FBI. So it went to the CIA, then to the NSA. With ... General Talk Tue, 08 Apr 2008 09:25:39 GMT http://guildus.mrforum.net/general-talk-f5/g-bush-strategic-thinker-t51.htm#135 http://guildus.mrforum.net/general-talk-f5/g-bush-strategic-thinker-t51.htm http://guildus.mrforum.net/guild-talk-f2/calabash-t49.htm Tobermorie
Excuse my ignorance, but could somebody please tell me what on earth a Zuma Calabash is or does ?

Many Thanx

Ric]]> Guild Talk Mon, 07 Apr 2008 09:40:04 GMT http://guildus.mrforum.net/guild-talk-f2/calabash-t49.htm#128 http://guildus.mrforum.net/guild-talk-f2/calabash-t49.htm http://guildus.mrforum.net/general-talk-f5/great-truths-t46.htm Andyhill GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. 2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. 3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. 4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato. 5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food. 6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. 7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time. You can't hide a piece ... General Talk Thu, 03 Apr 2008 21:14:12 GMT http://guildus.mrforum.net/general-talk-f5/great-truths-t46.htm#121 http://guildus.mrforum.net/general-talk-f5/great-truths-t46.htm http://guildus.mrforum.net/general-talk-f5/important-at-that-age-t45.htm Andyhill Working people frequently ask us retired people what we do to make our days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went into town and went to a small shop down on High Street. I was only there for about 10 minutes. When I came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on buddy, how about giving a senior citizen a break?" He looked up, then ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a heartless Nazi ... General Talk Thu, 03 Apr 2008 21:11:38 GMT http://guildus.mrforum.net/general-talk-f5/important-at-that-age-t45.htm#120 http://guildus.mrforum.net/general-talk-f5/important-at-that-age-t45.htm http://guildus.mrforum.net/general-talk-f5/marriage-stories-t44.htm Andyhill Marriage - Part I Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, bo! ozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?" His ... General Talk Thu, 03 Apr 2008 21:10:09 GMT http://guildus.mrforum.net/general-talk-f5/marriage-stories-t44.htm#119 http://guildus.mrforum.net/general-talk-f5/marriage-stories-t44.htm http://guildus.mrforum.net/general-talk-f5/a-guy-joke-or-a-blonde-joke-t43.htm Andyhill Tony and Ray (Arizona Mechanical Engineers) were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. "We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder." The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement, announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away. Ray ... General Talk Thu, 03 Apr 2008 21:08:34 GMT http://guildus.mrforum.net/general-talk-f5/a-guy-joke-or-a-blonde-joke-t43.htm#118 http://guildus.mrforum.net/general-talk-f5/a-guy-joke-or-a-blonde-joke-t43.htm http://guildus.mrforum.net/general-talk-f5/medicare-t42.htm Andyhill The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello". "Mrs. Ward, please." "Speaking." "Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory. When your doctor sent your husband's biopsy to the lab yesterday, a biopsy from another Mr. Ward arrived as well, and we are now uncertain which one is your husband's. Frankly the results are either bad or terrible." "What do you mean?" ... General Talk Thu, 03 Apr 2008 21:07:12 GMT http://guildus.mrforum.net/general-talk-f5/medicare-t42.htm#117 http://guildus.mrforum.net/general-talk-f5/medicare-t42.htm http://guildus.mrforum.net/general-talk-f5/men-strike-back-t41.htm Andyhill How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary ... General Talk Thu, 03 Apr 2008 21:04:55 GMT http://guildus.mrforum.net/general-talk-f5/men-strike-back-t41.htm#116 http://guildus.mrforum.net/general-talk-f5/men-strike-back-t41.htm http://guildus.mrforum.net/general-talk-f5/irish-pub-sausage-t40.htm FunkyBabe Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money. Between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro. Murphy said 'Hang on, I have an idea.' He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage. Shamus said 'Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all!' Murphy replied, 'Don't worry - just follow me.' He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson ... General Talk Thu, 03 Apr 2008 20:38:34 GMT http://guildus.mrforum.net/general-talk-f5/irish-pub-sausage-t40.htm#114 http://guildus.mrforum.net/general-talk-f5/irish-pub-sausage-t40.htm http://guildus.mrforum.net/suggestions-f4/guild-items-required-t39.htm Adiele Also a list of known bugs would be useful.

Adiele]]> Suggestions Wed, 02 Apr 2008 19:41:08 GMT http://guildus.mrforum.net/suggestions-f4/guild-items-required-t39.htm#107 http://guildus.mrforum.net/suggestions-f4/guild-items-required-t39.htm http://guildus.mrforum.net/guild-talk-f2/mir-situation-an-official-statement-by-gnonline-staff-t35.htm Andyhill "Hi All. We have been asked to release an update about Mir situation on this Forum so here we are… Recently there have been a number of serious problems, most of which due to various hacks and cheats that have been around for quite a time. All this has severely reduced the stability of the game. At the moment we have no way to stop these abusive behaviours, but we are doing our best to grant the minimum service required for the games to go on. Meanwhile the security of the previous ... Guild Talk Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:12:55 GMT http://guildus.mrforum.net/guild-talk-f2/mir-situation-an-official-statement-by-gnonline-staff-t35.htm#96 http://guildus.mrforum.net/guild-talk-f2/mir-situation-an-official-statement-by-gnonline-staff-t35.htm